Amusing Analogies

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Amusing Analogies Jan 17, 2006 10:24:32 GMT -5

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Post by forelander on Jan 17, 2006 10:24:32 GMT -5

so in this thread we make amusing analogies, or quote them from others.

eg

"this thread is more desperate than an emo running out of mascara"

ok that one was shit but you get the point.

"that was more awkward than having sex with a rhinocerous that doesn't love you anymore" - peter griffin, family guy.

Ice is starting to form
Ending what had begun
I am locked in my head
With what I've done
I know you tried to rescue me
Didn't let anyone get in
Left with a trace of all that was
And all that could have been

Demon of the Fall 5-Star "We're not tools of the government, or anyone else." Posts: 1,024	Amusing Analogies Jan 18, 2006 11:44:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Demon of the Fall on Jan 18, 2006 11:44:56 GMT -5 "That was funnier than watching midgets run track!" "That was as ridiculous as a one-legged man in a brewery making hops."
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Demon of the Fall 5-Star "We're not tools of the government, or anyone else." Posts: 1,024	Amusing Analogies Jan 28, 2006 10:06:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Demon of the Fall on Jan 28, 2006 10:06:33 GMT -5 Ok, one I just thought of: Arguing on the internet is like fighting over the last dirty diaper in a dumpster.
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Post by forelander on Jan 17, 2006 10:24:32 GMT -5

Post by Demon of the Fall on Jan 18, 2006 11:44:56 GMT -5

Post by Demon of the Fall on Jan 28, 2006 10:06:33 GMT -5