top 30 chuck norris facts

[headcheese]

www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

the best facts:

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

[Demon of the Fall]

That's good stuff... my favorite one is the one about aliens.... they won't invade while Chuck Norris is still alive.

[forelander]

i think the climax one is pretty damn good..."booya" is what makes it though.

[viceversaman]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

hahaha, yes