sack, sack, sack, etc...

[bodkinator]

blach
Vomit
stomach ache.

I hate getting sacked! Kneed in the balls with teh msot possible force a girl could give. Eugh. It happend 2 and a half hours ago and I'm still feeling the pain.
I was on one ground for 10 minutes, the washroom floor for 5, the S&T room floor for 10, then the washroom again.
Whoever made ice packs is a genius.
Consider this. Try multiplying the size of your left testicle by about 3. I'm guessing that was the size of my right one. Either that, or 3 golfballs is an exageration. But damn!
That hurt.

[Brian Peppers]

you should've smacked that bitch up. i know i would.

[forelander]

Policetruck, where have you been all these years?

[Brian Peppers]

well you know, around.

actually, i come on here quite a bit, but half the time i'm just too lazy to post anything. but ive turned over a new leaf, so perhaps you will be seeing more of me. if i dont get lazy again, that is.

[boredskater]

i hate it when that happens

wat the hell did u do

[bodkinator]

I pinched the back of her arm because she was being a retard. Then she pinched mine and held on. So I pished ehr to get off, and she kneed me.

[viceversaman]

i would have ruined that bitch's shit so hard it would have been funny. i hate chicks who think injuring my balls is funny just because they are chicks. i never give shit to girls, but when i get it i smack their arse.