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Post by Jshub1988 on Jun 26, 2004 23:49:46 GMT -5
Take a well-known book and condense as much of its content as you can into one or two sentences, as briefly as possible.
Example:
The Bible -- God's cool. Poor Jesus.
Moby Dick -- Thar she blows. She blows no more. Captain is sad... and dead.
Fahrenheit 451 -- Corrupt government brain washes society. Corrupt governent causes a nuclear war. Only free thinking hippies survive.
Hey, at least it's something...
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Post by expressionthruskating on Jun 28, 2004 6:51:33 GMT -5
Flaubert's Parrot (Julian Barnes) - senile retired doctor rambles at you and looks for pedantic detail from the life of a french writer.
finds a parrot, finds another parrot, can't decide which is the original, then finds lots of parrots
Silence of the lambs (Thomas Harris)- man who eats people stands behind some glass looking menacing whilst a deep south fbi agent tracks down a guy who likes to put his cock between his legs and wear womens clothes
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Post by viceversaman on Jul 7, 2004 18:01:15 GMT -5
i dont remember that in fahrenheit 451, but im basing that on the movie which i thought was great.
the truth machine-dude invents truth machine, kills dude, uses truth machine to lie.
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Post by boredskater on Dec 27, 2004 23:36:10 GMT -5
puddin head wilson ; slave n slave driver switched at birth, slave dresses like women to steal shit. slave dresses like women and kills step father
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Post by Demon of the Fall on Dec 28, 2004 11:24:37 GMT -5
The Koran: Blow yourself up because some guy named Mohammed told you to and be met by virgins in heaven. The end.
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Post by boredskater on Dec 28, 2004 15:00:15 GMT -5
hahahaha ;  |
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Post by viceversaman on Jan 2, 2005 18:37:22 GMT -5
robin willams did some jokes on that shit
"there is infact a mis-translation regarding the 71 dark ahired virgins, and anyone that has beenw ith a virgin before is kinda like 'uh, i dunno if thats too good', osama reaches heaven and then george washington and co start kicking the shit out of him and he looks up and says "ahhh, where are my virgins?" to which good ol' george replies "it's 71 virginians you arsehole!""
well i thought it was hilarious. the koran is very, veyr similar to the bible and the catholic church even acknowledged it as worthy-ness. and the shit with chicks having to cover up, the koran also says that men should be modest to, it's a great religion in theory. but really, all religions are great in theory
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Post by snuffy shiteside on Jan 12, 2005 14:21:24 GMT -5
i saw that robin williams performance, hilarious it was indeed.
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Post by snuffy shiteside on Jan 12, 2005 14:23:06 GMT -5
oral history of punk rock: mc5 in anne harbor, ramones, sex pistols, bowie rips off bands, people start dying, punk dies.
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Post by SkaterIsland17 on Apr 14, 2005 20:09:02 GMT -5
jurassic park:
dead dinosaur found, team inspects park, dinosaurs loose, helicopter comes, lots of napalm.
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Post by StickFigure on Jul 1, 2005 4:16:18 GMT -5
Mutt: How to Skateboard Without Killing Yourself - Hi, I'm Rodney Mullen.
Just For Fun: The Story of and Accidental Revolutionary - Hi, I'm Linus Torvalds.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream - Holy Jesus, what are these goddamn animals?
A Tale of Two Cities - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, especially when they cut off my head.
Ulysses - June 16th came and went in Dublin.
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Post by snuffy shiteside on Aug 15, 2005 23:15:24 GMT -5
reefer madness - guy brings up valid arguements involing legalization of marijuana, the porn industry and why immigrant labor is cruel, reader gets pissed off promises to do something, then sits down and watches tv.
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