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Post by varialn00b on Feb 28, 2004 11:17:05 GMT -5
Ok, people that cant skate but say they do that go to my school.
ok, first, theres this dude named Josh. I mentioned something about skating to my friend and Josh overheard and he says he skates. I ask..
What do you ride: I dont know
Can you kickflip: yes
How long did it take: a few hours
Can you do a k grind to hardflip out (is that possible?):yes
Then he ask me if i skate, i said yeah and he said he was better than me because he just bout 200$ worth of clothes out of CCS. WHAT A FUCKTARD!
I ask what other grinds he could do and he puled out a finger board and made it do a boardslide. I ask him what that grind is called and he says...I dont know.
Do you have any poser storys, ive got a few more.
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Post by Brian Peppers on Feb 28, 2004 15:18:43 GMT -5
Well I guess theres a couple of kids like that at my school..but not much, considering how badly everyone at my school wants to be black. Oh and lets say there is some 'poser' kid haha I dont sit there and interrogate them.  |
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Post by viceversaman on Feb 28, 2004 16:58:58 GMT -5
considering this is coming from a dude that tricked us into helping him with KICKFLIPS by telling us we would get $1000 he shouldnt be talking about posers.
in aus we are lucky, we dont really have posers as such. just about everyone wears skate shoes to fit in and because "they are comfy". they'll get over it and nikes will be the cool things to wear not DCs. but i wish we had the avril/good charlotte fag every once in a while. just to smack em up.
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Post by varialn00b on Feb 28, 2004 17:43:06 GMT -5
Interrogating is so fun though. Like this one dude says he can drop in on his neighbors above-ground pool. a 90 degree angle. Now thats skill.
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Post by tubbyturd on Feb 29, 2004 9:34:06 GMT -5
At my school, the always carried around a catalog and said how good they could skate.....every time I asked them to do a trick they said they had injured themselves and couldn't skate.
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Post by varialn00b on Feb 29, 2004 10:45:48 GMT -5
I know some people with catalogs that are 2 years old and the only one they have just to be cool.
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Post by tubbyturd on Feb 29, 2004 12:02:33 GMT -5
I don't even think I get catalogs anymore....I just order from bss....haha
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Post by Blink182Sucks on Feb 29, 2004 13:43:37 GMT -5
in aus we are lucky, we dont really have posers as such. just about everyone wears skate shoes to fit in and because "they are comfy". But you have to admit, skate shoes are the comfiest shoes around  |
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Post by Jshub1988 on Feb 29, 2004 16:40:19 GMT -5
I hate the word poser. Just ignore them and learn something I like to call "T-O-L-E-R-A-N-C-E."
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Post by boredskater on Feb 29, 2004 18:34:47 GMT -5
i did a no handed pogo and jumped about five times and this "poser" said that he could do it longer so he did what i did but fell and ripped open his ass
that was funny
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Post by viceversaman on Mar 1, 2004 5:55:55 GMT -5
the other day i was thinking about how crazy it would be to see a dude blow up. just from skating to much. and then i thought no one could do that. especially not posers.
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Post by varialn00b on Mar 1, 2004 19:12:29 GMT -5
YOur ass is already ripped, buddy... ;D anyway, my tail is worn down to a sharp pointy piece of wood and i tried a pogo and thought I lost a ball...FEAR FACTOR TONITE!! WOOOO
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Post by jacob on Mar 6, 2004 18:25:33 GMT -5
ooo i have a bunch of poser stories but ill tell my favorite
ahem...i was out skating where it is ok to skate and the parking lot is huge so there are a ton of skaters eveywhere,well some kid found out i can hold a manual a decent ways so he walks up to me decked out with his old navy shirt and those gray new balance that popular people where,he says hey mother f*** i can manual longer tahn you! i say ok i dont care.he continues to scream taht im scared to have a manual contest with him and keeps calling me a poser,well i finally say ok do a manual,he gets about 4 feet which was reallysliding his tail 4 feet,well after i beat him i said ya know why your never gonna get good?cause all you care about is being better than everyone,you dont deserve to skate you stupid poser.he about wanteed to cry.end ;D
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Post by varialn00b on Mar 7, 2004 18:48:44 GMT -5
I can do 5 ft tail scrubs. ANd i hate kids like that.
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Post by Jasomat on Mar 8, 2004 23:38:09 GMT -5
its not a very exciting story, but it is very realistic on how posers act.
there are these two posers that come to the park everyday, and they are horrible. so they pretend they are high, so they can have excuses to suck at skateboarding. then one of the assholes had the nerve to ask me if he could turn my skatetool into a pipe. so i called him a poser.
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